12 2 / 2012
imareasonablefan asked: Is your singledom to do with not being in a kick-ass awesome band? Maybe. Should you resurrect your awful teenage poetry as kick-ass awesome lyrics? Only you can answer this.
Yes, yes it is. If I were in a kick-ass awesome band, I would have many eligible groupies to choose from. Because everyone knows that poetry = emo loner, while lyrics = rock star. You’re a genius, thank you! I’m going to buy a Casio keyboard from Cash Converters. When do our rehearsals start?
