05 2 / 2012
Ditch the Girlfriend
(I’m going through my old poetry archives. Be afraid, be very afraid!)
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
Give her the news on a big colour TV
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
Buy her a one-way ticket to Fiji
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
Send her to Tibet with a one-person tee-pee
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
Set her up with a nice horny Kiwi
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
The sooner the better, like ASAP
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
Put it in song and give her the CD
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
If you’re sensing a theme, you’d better believe me
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me
