February 2012
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“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
– Oscar Wilde (via schoolofattraction)
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imareasonablefan asked: Is your singledom to do with not being in a kick-ass awesome band? Maybe. Should you resurrect your awful teenage poetry as kick-ass awesome lyrics? Only you can answer this.
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“‘Slut’ is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say ‘yes’....”
– (via liedra)
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You Haven't Called So You'd Better Be Dead
(MOAR crap poetry I wrote as an angst-filled 21 year old. MOAR!)
You haven’t called so you’d better be dead The only explanation that I will accept Keeping me waiting, awake in my bed Feeling so ludicrous, anxious and kept Whatever the cause, I don’t really care You could have stepped in front of a truck Been mauled by a tiger, swiped by a bear Or pecked several times by a large angry duck Don’t...
And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Men
The poem itself was pretty shit, but damn what a title eh?
Ditch the Girlfriend
(I’m going through my old poetry archives. Be afraid, be very afraid!)
Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me Give her the news on a big colour TV Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me Ditch the girlfriend, come back and see me Buy her a one-way ticket to Fiji Ditch the girlfriend, come back and...
A poem I wrote when I was 21 (Adele, eat your...
Bozo the Boyfriend
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but At least you’d go to gaol.
